It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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