I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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