Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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