Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
This can only be settled by a dance off.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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