brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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