I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I love having hate sex.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
