I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
