Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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