Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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