Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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