You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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