every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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