when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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