I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Small penises have feelings too.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Randomize
