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You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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alright see you in the morning.

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(801): You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house. (1-801): There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen. (801): alright see you in the morning. http://tfl.nu/gnes

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(352): View more from Florida

Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes

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I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.

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(352): Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes (1-352): I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos. http://tfl.nu/ch4a

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(647): View more from Ontario

Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.

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(647): Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/k2zc

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(515): View more from Iowa

the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me

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(515): the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me http://tfl.nu/qt23

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(207): View more from Maine

A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.

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(207): A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card. http://tfl.nu/ujy9

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.

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(902): Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know. http://tfl.nu/6wh4

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(214): View more from Texas

Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.

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(214): Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours. http://tfl.nu/p1m2

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..

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(724): I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star.. http://tfl.nu/hv80

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(757): View more from Virginia

This theraflu would make for a great margarita.

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I can make a sudafedarita

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(757): This theraflu would make for a great margarita. (1-757): I can make a sudafedarita http://tfl.nu/10lx

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(727): View more from Florida

Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?

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(727): Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now? http://tfl.nu/ch6a

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation

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(931): I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation http://tfl.nu/adcz

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(248): View more from Michigan

For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.

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(248): For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance. http://tfl.nu/b72j

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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?

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(655): Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall? http://tfl.nu/cvrt

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me

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(+44): HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me http://tfl.nu/upe9

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(410): View more from Maryland

SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING

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(410): SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING http://tfl.nu/00e7

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