Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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