Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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