Non-Jews are for practice
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
