he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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