it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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