He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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