Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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