I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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