Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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