My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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