i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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