sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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