just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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