I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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