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(352): View more from Florida

redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me

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(334): View more from Alabama

He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.

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(914): View more from New York

If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

PS my house is a mess.

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pps I have a rash on my face.

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(917): View more from New York City

My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche

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(713): View more from Texas

Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?

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(847): View more from Illinois

His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.

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