ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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