Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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