i can't believe i had my finger in that
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
so he's a sleeptalker.
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes