watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.