I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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