You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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