I heard we made out
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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