I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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