Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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