And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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