I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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