I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and you said cock pushups were impossible
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
do herpes really smell.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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