Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
