"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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