4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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