Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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