I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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