Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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