seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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