no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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