I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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