Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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