Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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